Sting, Herbie Hancock - My Funny Valentine

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile in my heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
And she's my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
And when you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day!